Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. (Saint Augustine)

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. (George Burns)

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. (Voltaire)

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher. (Ambrose Bierce)

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. (Paul Erdos)

The full use of your powers along lines of excellence. (definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy)

I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. (Umberto Eco)

I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools.Let’s start with typewriters. (Frank Lloyd Wright)

But at my back I always hear Time’s winged chariot hurrying near. (Andrew Marvell)

The difference between ‘involvement’ and ‘commitment’ is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was ‘involved’ – the pig was ‘committed’. (unknown)

Many a man’s reputation would not know his character if they met onthe street. (Elbert Hubbard)

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. (Oscar Wilde)

We are all atheists about most of the gods humanity has ever believed in.Some of us just go one god further. (Richard Dawkins)

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. (John D. Rockefeller)

An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered. (Gilbert Keith Chesterton)

You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. (Ayn Rand)

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. (Charlton Heston)

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. (Carl Sagan)

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. (Albert Einstein)

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. (Carl Sagan)